Am      B7      C       C#m     D       E       Em      
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 O|||    O|OO    ||||    ||||    OOO|    |||O    |||O   
 ||||    |O||    |||O    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||O|   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    |||O    ||||    |O||    |O||   
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F#      F#m     G       
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 |O|O    |O||    ||||   
 ||O|    O|O|    |O|O   
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[intro]
             E     C#m E
This was a triumph
    C#m           E
I'm making a note here
C#m           E C#m
"huge success"

     F#m              B7
It's hard to overstate my satis-
E      C#m E
-faction

C#m         E     C#m E
Aperture Science
   C#m             E       C#m      E C#m
we do what we must because we can

F#m              B7
For the good of all of us
           C
except the ones who are dead


[chorus]
            G        D           C       G
but there's no sense crying over every mistake
         G       D               C         G
you just keep on trying till you run out of cake
        Am           D            G      D/F#  Em
and the science gets done and you make a neat gun
        C           B7
for the people who are still alive


[bridge]
E C#m
E C#m
E C#m
E C#m


[verse]
             E    C#m  E
I'm not even angry
C#m          E      C#m      E   C#m
I'm being so sincere right now

F#m              B7
Even though you broke my heart and
     E   C#m E
killed me

    C#m           E   C#m E
And tore me to pieces
    C#m               E   C#m      E  C#m
And threw every piece into a fire

F#m                 B7
As they burned, it hurt because
         C
I was so happy for you


[chorus]
          G         D           C        G
Now these points of data make a beautiful line
          G      D             C         G
And we're out of beta; we're releasing on time
       C         D                G       D/F#       Em
So I'm glad I got burned; think of all the things we learned
        C           B7
for the people who are still alive


[bridge]
E C#m
E C#m
E C#m
E C#m


[verse]
(quieter)
             E       C#m  E
Go ahead and leave me
  C#m            E      C#m      E   C#m
I think I prefer to stay inside

F#m                B7
Maybe you'll find someone else
       E   C#m E
to help you

C#m           E   C#m E
Maybe Black Mesa?
C#m              E     C#m            E  C#m
That was a joke - haha - fat chance!

F#m           B7
Anyway, this cake is great
          C
it's so delicious and moist


[chorus]
        G         D                    C         G
Look at me, still talking when there's science to do
  G        D                  C           G
I look out there; it makes me glad I'm not you
       C         D                G       D/F#   Em
I've experiments to run; there is research to be done
       C          B7            E
on the people who are still alive


[outro]
C#m      E           C#m           E
And believe me, I am still alive!
C#m        E             C#m            E
I'm doing science and I'm still alive!
C#m        E             C#m           E
I feel fantastic and I'm still alive!
C#m              E           C#m            E
And when you're dying I'll be still alive!
C#m              E            C#m           E
And when you're dead I will be still alive
C#m         E
Still alive
C#m        (E)
Still alive